One thing about LOST that will always bother me is that Boone never had a love interest. I mean, he did, but it was just his bitchy (excuse my French) step sister who jumped Syid the night he died. What I desperately wanted was for Boone to find someone like Charlie found Claire. I mean, he was…

Elena: You really want to know what my favorite of your looks is?
Damon: Yes.
Elena: It’s when you kiss me.

Elena: You really want to know what my favorite of your looks is?

Damon: Yes.

Elena: It’s when you kiss me.

I kissed Elena.

Deal with it. ;)

Matt: Do you think, if I was a vampire, Elena would go for me again?
Damon: Honestly?
Matt: Yeah…
Damon: Nope.

Matt: Do you think, if I was a vampire, Elena would go for me again?

Damon: Honestly?

Matt: Yeah…

Damon: Nope.

Damon: You know, you must really envy me.
Elijah: *laughing* And why is that, Damon?
Damon: Well, I slept with the girl you were in love with, and you never did.

Damon: You know, you must really envy me.

Elijah: *laughing* And why is that, Damon?

Damon: Well, I slept with the girl you were in love with, and you never did.

Perhaps… if a request is made.

Perhaps… if a request is made.

I didn’t want to do this, but…

You have forced me to bring my doppleganger into this. If you look at this and don’t make a request, Boone here will plan your wedding… and make it suck.

Feeling witty yet?

Rebekah: I can’t believe I missed homecoming…!
Damon: Oh, you’ll get another chance… in 97 more years.
Rebekah: And your plan failed even without me! I missed it for NOTHING!
Damon: Maybe it wasn’t such a bad thing; red really isn’t your color…

Rebekah: I can’t believe I missed homecoming…!

Damon: Oh, you’ll get another chance… in 97 more years.

Rebekah: And your plan failed even without me! I missed it for NOTHING!

Damon: Maybe it wasn’t such a bad thing; red really isn’t your color…

Still nothing?

Come on! Was it Elena? Jeremy? Stefan? Klaus? Rebekah? Alaric? Someone must have said something that deserved a witty comeback…

You may all be human, but surely you have enough brains to make a simple request… would it help if I said please? Elena seems to think I should…

Klaus: Where is my doppleganger, Damon?
Damon: I dunno. Where’s your sister, Klaus?

Klaus: Where is my doppleganger, Damon?

Damon: I dunno. Where’s your sister, Klaus?